cock jokey

Some one who has massive amounts of sex, usualy a girl.

Dam!!! i can tell by the way she dances that she is a cock jokey!

by VEZ May 9, 2008

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

Jokey

w. boy weeny pants

that man W. Boy weeny pants jokey

by teeee237 June 14, 2021

Jokey

Scottish slang:

The act of pissing in food and serving it to a stranger.

"Hay Jock did you just jokey up that steak sauce?"

"Aye Bob, I shoved a bucket fae in!"

by Theonlyjesusduck December 15, 2023

Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019