jokey tokey

When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong

Yo, you wanna take a jokey tokey?

Okey dokey, homie

by Sam sach June 12, 2023

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

elbow jokey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of the game.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through a game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

Gin Jokey

a white person having sex with an Aboriginal woman

Jacko was ruthless last night he shagged that abo under the bridge, Bloody Gin Jokey

by Mr Delirious May 6, 2017

cock jokey

Some one who has massive amounts of sex, usualy a girl.

Dam!!! i can tell by the way she dances that she is a cock jokey!

by VEZ May 9, 2008

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019

Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025