joisey 

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.

I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.

joisey by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008

Joisy 

The pronunciation of 'Jersy' (refers to New Jersey) used by those who are making fun of someone or something from Jersey. Or maybe just the entire god damn state

Person 1: So where are you from

Person 2: New Jersey.

Person 1: Ooohhhh.... JOISY

Person 2: Fuck you.

Joisy by Hypothermo January 11, 2012

Joisey Accent 

The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.

ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*

Joisey Accent by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005

Joisey 

How New Jersians say "Jersey". They all talk like this.

"Don't mess with me, I'm from Joisey!"

Person 1: "Why are you spread eagle on the bar counter with your twat hanging out?"

Jersey-ite: "It's a Joisey thing!"

Joisey by Nobodyyouknow123 January 10, 2014

Joisey Accent 

The "Jersey" accent, which only the Italians living very close to New York actually have, yet is misconstruded to represent the whole state.

Yeah, I'm from Jersey. Sojo, actually. Don't have the Joisey accent. You want that, go up to Noith Joisey.

Joisey Accent by Myndi December 31, 2005

joist-smeg 

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.

"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."

joist-smeg by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005

joisey 

1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.

Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.

Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?

Midwesterner1: I went there.

joisey by 07079 January 25, 2009