Curb jockey

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

by literal asshole August 2, 2021

Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Jay Joke

A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.

For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:

a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment

b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)

c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said

Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke

by PoodlePizza February 25, 2019

Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.

He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!

by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021

Pump Jockey

see Pump Monkey

Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.

Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!

by Jasshonkey1 October 16, 2009

joie

joie is a BEAUTIFUL person and doesnt realize it somehow. and doesn't understand how amazing she is. shes so smart but doesnt like to show it. she doesnt think highly of herself when she is amazing. shes so nice and doesnt deserve all the stuff she goes through. if you ever meet a joie become friends with her and you wont regret it. she will always be there for her so do the same. she is a bit too judgey sometimes so you may need to keep her in line sometimes. she doesnt mean anything by it, she just doesnt realize that that she can be a bit harsh. she has a bubbly personality and you should keep her forever.

boy 1: shes kinda cute
boy 2: ikr😏😏😏

(this part is a joke but joie is hot 🥵)

by thatbitchybitch101 October 22, 2019