Johnny On The Roger

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.

Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.

by JoeMattKaitEricAlex October 27, 2004

Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)

I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.

by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

an extremely underrated comic by our lord and savior Jhonen Vasquez

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) is good . please read it

by fandomsexgod_ June 25, 2021

Slap little johnny behind the ears

A term for having sex

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.

by Clyde W December 10, 2018

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers

A great band from the 70's. They played in CBGB'S, as did The Ramones. They were punk (obviously, after all by this time that's almost all I write about). This was the incarnation of The Heartbreakers, after Richard Hell left to start The Voidoids. The Heartbreakers were on The Sex Pistols Anarchy In The UK Tour.

I'm livin' on Chinese Rock
all my items are in hock!

Chinese Rock- The Heartbreakers

by Freak Face May 14, 2005