John Michael

A big pile of garbage that loves guacamole and is engaged to someone way out of his league. He usually has the coolest brothers that are way more attractive and talented than he is and will forever be cooler than him.

John Michael is gay.

by BORTLICENSEPLATES May 08, 2018

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John Michael Padilla Jordas

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

by JORDAKS June 07, 2021

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ommie John Michael Williams Jr

Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER

Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.

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michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.

Damn, Michael Johns is hot.

by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008

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Michael-John

Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.

1. Damn, Michael-John is really annoying.

by CallaGotRevenge February 25, 2012

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