A big pile of garbage that loves guacamole and is engaged to someone way out of his league. He usually has the coolest brothers that are way more attractive and talented than he is and will forever be cooler than him.
by BORTLICENSEPLATES June 3, 2018
Get the John Michaelmug. by JORDAKS June 7, 2021
Get the John Michael Padilla Jordasmug. Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER
by anonymous August 2, 2022
Get the ommie John Michael Williams Jrmug. Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.
by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008
Get the michael johnsmug. Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.
by CallaGotRevenge May 10, 2012
Get the Michael-Johnmug. by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021
Get the Michael John Extrememug. a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
Get the john michaelmug.