John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

The John Hancock

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.

I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!

by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006

john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 21, 2005

John Hancock

When a man sticks his penis in ink and swipes it on another person's face.

After i sign this document, can I give you my John Hancock?

by Wccpubman February 26, 2011

John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

John Hancock

When a man is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse, he pulls out, and shoots his semen on the belly of his partner. He then dips his pinkie in the "ink well" (his partner's belly button) and signs his name. For additional flair the man may extend the fingers on his signing hand to simulate the feather on a quill.

"He gave her his John Hancock. He even dotted his I's and crossed his T's."

by JackKirgen September 2, 2011

John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

• rednecks

• autistic

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018