jokezoned

jokezone is when you express your heart to a significant other and they interpret it as a joke

him: “hey I think I like you”
her: “HA FUNNY good one”
him: ....

homie to homie:

him: “I confessed to my crush today & she thought I was joking...”
homie: “HA YOU GOT JOKEZONED”

by jeonjungkook27 January 9, 2021

joevon

a wise and intelligent person. very confident. won't speak on something until it’s time & unless they know exactly what is being spoken about. respects others as others respect him. won't create a problem, but will finish it. Strives for perfections, as that is the only way to achieve greatness.

joevon is an ✨asshole✨

by aloahe vero November 23, 2021

Joeonaim Syndrome

Frustrating disorder in which Joe Tran can read and see everything that his friends type, and yet at the same time, still ignore them, and continue playing the popular Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike.

ar4c: Hey, joe!
ar4c: hello?
- a week later -
KALIBR3: LOLZ DOOD WHAT UP

by The Cure for the Tran Research Institute December 25, 2004

joelong

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

by Beaver-man January 12, 2018

Joezen

A man who keeps on failing but has strong determination to continue. He'll never give up. He love xylem so much.

Hi Joezen

by Drake Labyrinthe June 10, 2021

joemon phillip

You don't want homework? You want to have a life? Too bad... there's no afternoons or outdoor activities for you. If you don't do the homework well... you have lunch time right? You can sneak it during your bedtime, I mean after all homework is the most important thing and I mean no matter what you're getting it from his "class" (AKA homework club).

Guy1:Bro have you done the homework for joemon phillips class?
Guy2:No... My mum died...
Mr. Phillip: That's sad... Do you have a note in your diary?

by DNAKSDKSANKJSA D KITTY CAT May 17, 2021

joevontay

Joevontay is the guy that takes everyones bitches and stands out in every thing he does.

Joevontay is the man.

by Joevontay June 18, 2018