joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

joementica

my name is Joe and I forgot this message.

What are you doing today, I don't know I have joementica

by Uncle Fester August 17, 2021

joement

a moment of stupidity, thought or idea to do something stupid.

That guy must have been having a joement when he decided to run a black cable line up that persons white living room wall and across her ceiling.

by Natovirus February 12, 2010

joement

a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently

Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!

by Fettman October 16, 2008

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

by GreenMonkey July 24, 2008

Joemerald

A name that combined Joe mama joke and one of the Minecraft precious ore.
Could be use on someone who loves Joe mama jokes and Minecraft.

Hey Joemerald, nice name never gonna lie lol.

by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021

Jommez

Some stupid name my friend wants me to call him

Hey u Jommez... UR NAMES ABBIE

by Iamrealperosn292828 May 5, 2019