Joebait

Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.

"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"

by Josh Homme November 21, 2011

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.

Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...

by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

joebeidos

usually a joebeidos and portrays a stupid person that has a fetish for toes

Anthony: Hey did u see that curly cotton head joebeidos?

Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro

by Joebeids July 10, 2019

joebamba

Believes that abortion should stay legal because abortions are so yummy and taste good with ranch. Has a cult following "joebamba and the crusaders"

No body:"do you think abortion should stay legal?"
Me:"joebamba"

by Joebamba41968 June 17, 2022

Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

by The Molly's April 29, 2021

Joebola

When you immediately feel ill in the presence of certain people.

Last time I saw MIke I came down with a immediate case of Joebola and had to leave. It took weeks to recover

by The Milf Commish April 23, 2016

joecow

To throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. Usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. Also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.

yo, I just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.

Dude. I saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down Sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his dick.

by sharkpard May 1, 2010