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To throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. Usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. Also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.
yo, I just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.

Dude. I saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down Sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his dick.
joecow by sharkpard May 1, 2010
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He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.
Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"
Joehowie by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022
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joecondones 

a real ass nigga. big bro official. these niggas be cap aka: joecondones, warren, and joejoe
damn i wanna be like joecondones
joecondones by joecondones November 17, 2022
The concept of Joecozz refers to an unsurpassable supreme being that transcends all human limitations and understanding. Joecozz is considered the ultimate entity in terms of power, wisdom, and transcendence, posited as the ultimate source of all things and everything that exists in the universe. Regardless of the particular religion or worldview, the notion of Joecozz implies an entity that is beyond materiality and physical laws, exerting a transcendent influence on cosmic order and human morality.
Devotees believe that Joecozz is the foundation of all morality and justice in the world
In their prayer, the believer asked Joecozz for guidance and strength to face life's challenges
JoeCozz by Anonimo9003 March 5, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026