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To throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. Usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. Also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.
yo, I just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.

Dude. I saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down Sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his dick.
joecow by sharkpard May 1, 2010
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He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.
Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"
Joehowie by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022

joecondones 

a real ass nigga. big bro official. these niggas be cap aka: joecondones, warren, and joejoe
damn i wanna be like joecondones
joecondones by joecondones November 17, 2022
The concept of Joecozz refers to an unsurpassable supreme being that transcends all human limitations and understanding. Joecozz is considered the ultimate entity in terms of power, wisdom, and transcendence, posited as the ultimate source of all things and everything that exists in the universe. Regardless of the particular religion or worldview, the notion of Joecozz implies an entity that is beyond materiality and physical laws, exerting a transcendent influence on cosmic order and human morality.
Devotees believe that Joecozz is the foundation of all morality and justice in the world
In their prayer, the believer asked Joecozz for guidance and strength to face life's challenges
JoeCozz by Anonimo9003 March 5, 2024
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