premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.

by JT Basher May 30, 2008

jocularious

when something is really smart and funny at the same time. good way to flirt with geniuses. mix between jocular and hilarious

genius guy: "so the proton says to the neutron, are you positive?" ahahaha

girl: wow...that was, um, such a jocularious joke!

genius guy: you wanna hear another one?

girl: no thanks..

by underratedPB13 March 27, 2009

premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

jockular

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

jocularly

In a happy way and liking to make jokes:

The remarks were delivered jocularly to the whole room.
"Who would have thought it?" she said jocularly.

by Rajatwrites May 4, 2019

E-joculation

Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.

That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!

by Arthur Wolf July 6, 2003

jockulard

A fat out of shape person who talks, eats, sleeps, and breaths sports....and pizza. Most Jockulards are to obese to actually play any active sport for more than a minute or two but somehow see themselves as a pillar of sports authority.

what do you know you fat jockulard? You can't can't watch baseball on TV without running out of breath.

by ericralph October 20, 2008