jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie

The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.

by wayne charming May 8, 2010

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.

i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.

by dave August 5, 2003

jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Jockstructed

when a douchebag jock takes your woman

I was totally after Emily until Joe jockstructed me.

by silentbutdeadly247 May 3, 2010

Jockstrap Cowboy

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007