Jobby Breath

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...

Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!

by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

Jobby Golf

A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.

Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."

by Aldo Cee January 12, 2009

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 4, 2004