job corps

Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.

If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE

DONT GO TO JOB CORPS
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by former job corps student June 17, 2009
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Job Corps

Job Corps is in laymans terms, a literal hell on earth. Imagine doing the same thing every day for months on end with no hope for salvation or redemption. You slowly count the days go by and after months of being there you do nothing that stands out in any unique way or form. It fills you with a burning desire to contract a massive amount of STD's and let thm slowly eat your dick away to take away the pain. Imagine waking up and all day being treted like a pre-schooler with down syndrome who has to be taught how to wipe your ass and how to go to bed. You clean for endless hours all day and do work that a chimpanzee wih broken fingers could manage, but there is so much of it you couldn't get through it all with a team of Harvar graduates. It smeels like ass and depression everywhere you go and all you can do to disguise it is to play out brutal and vivid suicide scenes of your own death in your head. They repremand you for being an individual and daily mind-fucks are administered by law. Not to mention the people who go there. Tke the biggest group of fuck ups, tweakers, ass-holes, and make them all sexually frustrated and you have the workings of a Job Corps facility. Going there is the eqivalent of taking a ballpeen hammer to all the jonts in yur body repeatedly, for months on end. Its symptoms are chronic masturbation, depression, alcoholism, frustration, and death. If you know a person who is going to go to Job Corps just hit them with a 2x4 for a few hours before they leave to get them attuned to the life they are about to suffer. If you are planning to go to Job Corps just kill yourself now and postpone your eternal suffering
Guy 1- Hey did you hear, John is going to Job Corps?
Guy 2- Wow we better go get a 2x4 so we can help him out!
by JConvery June 10, 2009
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Job Corps

A waste of your time, Your are forced to fight for what is yours and forced to fight of over your bed, It just a ghetto and a trailer park put together, There is no job training now skills building, You spend 2-3 years of pure misery dealing with people that are not potty trained and wind up getting lost in the woods or wind up dead in the back alleys of a crime-ridden towns
Job Corps is a scam, You get stranded in the middle of no-wear and wind up living in a shed and eating out of the dumpsters when you find the nearest town, Job Corps is a dead end for everyone
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"Work Place Anarchy" but more like "prison work for the people trying to stay out of prison".
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.

Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.

REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.

I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).

I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories

(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)

me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)

Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.
Let's go to Job Corps in Muhlenburg, KY & get the opportunity to extend our Career building time so we can USE THE GOVERNMENTS $ for WATER PARKs & cleaning the streets :)

(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)
by spilt milk=splashing puddles:) February 09, 2011
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exeter job corps academy

Exeter Job Corps Academy AKA: EJCA is a place where juvenile delinquents such as myself & homeless kids come and get a so called 'education & job training'. most who attend here are 18+ and get treated as though they're 5 years old. walking on the grass: 5$ dollar fine, facial piercing: 2$ fine, cussing out a teacher whose being a douchebag to you: write-up plus a negative. The food here either makes you constipated or have to shit every 10 minutes. curfew is at 10 and you have to do major cleanup and clean up after a bunch of assholes you cannot stand. all the girls sleep with each other while none of the guys get laid unless you lucky. pretty much everybody is a scumbag or once was. the RA's barely speak English & only a few of them are actually decent and let you get away with shit. the security people think theyre the shit because they're higher authority than you. before you come here they make this place look so wonderfull wen really its a hellhole and a half. not to mention the weirdest creature and insects lurk there and ejca once was a part of the ladd school aka Rhode Island institute for the feeble minded. You get paid every 2 weeks and that 27.01 makes you soupt off your ass wen you get it then within 30 minutes its spent on Newports and a bottle of cheap vodka if you're staying the weekend there.
person 1: bro, did you here diane got terminated for smokin on no smoking thursday?

person 2: you serious? they gotta cut that bullshit we're all fucking adults nd if we wanna light a damn cigarette then so be it. fuck exeter job corps academy dude it's like we're incarcerated.

person 1: im sayin' dude .
by incarseration August 17, 2010
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Finch Henry Job Corps

This is a place deep down in the south that you couldn't find if you wanted to. You have staff fucking students, students fucking students. Staff stealing money, students stealing socks, panties, shirts and your name. You got staff drilling the importantance of doing unrelated bullshit that has nothing to do with the "real world"!!!! The students are super fake and messy, but the damn staff is 3x worse. And the whole time you stay the staff fill you up with false hopes and lies because when at all boils down and the shit hit the fan IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DAMN NUMBERS!!!!!
you see something thats stupid at Finch henry Job corps you ask:
Where they do that?

and someone else say:
only at Finch Henry
by Lucky2Mdit July 20, 2010
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