Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'

Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!

Joaquin Phoenix by roc18 March 13, 2009

Joaquin-Phoenixed

A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.

I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.

Joaquin-Phoenixed by TB2-nola February 13, 2009

Joaquim

A very talented young man, very attractive and muscular. One of the bravest men you will ever meet and capable of anything due to his confidence. Ladies are usually thrilled when they hear about this man because he is down to earth and friendly but can have one heck of an attitude.

That guy is so awesome ! its almost as if he is a Joaquim !

Joaquim by Christina1 March 14, 2017

Joaquin

Joaquin is the most charming person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome and beautiful, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but amazing is definitely one of the top ones. He's strong, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have in your arms, your damn lucky because he's an amazing person to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.

Wow, joaquin is amazing, I love him so much. <3

Joaquin by OdeFam November 19, 2017

Joaquin Phoenix

An very good-looking actor who has been in many movies in which he was wonderful. He is sometimes credited as Leaf Phoenix. He also has very captivating eyes.

"So, have you seen and good movies lately?"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"

Joaquin Phoenix by red_rose September 22, 2005

Joaquin

Joaquin’s are 3rd wheelers who are actually really cool and is always there if you need him he’s so cool

Joaquin is the glue that holds the friend ship together.

Joaquin by Chad beazzer November 23, 2021

Joaquin

A very talented young man, very attractive and muscular. One of the bravest men you will ever meet and capable of anything due to his confidence. Ladies are usually thrilled when they hear about this man because he is down to earth and friendly but can have one heck of an attitude.

Joaquin Phoenix, leonitis

Joaquin by jt0158 April 25, 2011