jizzwowwe

The state of being so utterly amazed that you jizz yourself. (Could be used for girls too).

When I go to Ireland and look at someone funny I get my face stomped in like JIZZWOWWE.

by PATRICKnuala September 26, 2005

Jizzbow

The end product of giving a lady a pearl necklace. Instead of a bowtie, she receives a bow of jizz.

I was titty fucking Mary and I gave her a jizzbow.

by Conrad Phelps III September 28, 2009

jizzrod

(noun) a penis, dick, cock, etc.

That bitch roothonked on my jizzrod until i spooged all over her face. It was erotic.

by the big dog July 12, 2006

jizzbrow

Cumming on someone's face making a unibrow of jizz

Hey i gave my girlfriend a jizzbrow!

by Zakipoo October 30, 2014

jizzowel

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

by dokeykong September 24, 2008

jizzroid

A condition were the testicles form a swollen lump inside from not ejaculating for a long period of time.

John's testicles were blocked with a jizzroid because he did not have frequent sexual intercourse.

by Quwasy June 21, 2022