Jizznast

A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.

Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.

by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012

Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

Jizznub

When someone is so much of a nub, that they deserve to be jizzed upon.

That guy just used the wrong 'your'! What a jizznub.

by hotbellies September 29, 2011

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jizzdust

dust left behind on poeple, places, or things from the male canidate. contains seamen that has been dried into dust.

yesterday i fucked her and now her bed has jizzdust in it.

by Bryce Sabey January 14, 2008