Jizzhammer

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

by marecia August 17, 2011

Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!

Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

or

Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006

jizzam

A song so good that you jizz immediately after hearing it.

That song was such a jizzam I don't even care that my pants are ruined!

by JoeyParty August 19, 2014

jizzgamic

Adj. -- Used to describe something so amazing that it induces a feeling of ejaculation.

Guy 1: Bro, do you remember last night when we got high and went to Jack in the Box?

Guy: Ya man, those tacos were jizzgamic

by themasterofjizz April 30, 2010

Jizznami

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it, refer to tsunami.

MJ: Yo, last night was fucking insane!!! I wacked off to this vid of Dolly Parton boning Hilary Clinton with a giant pink dildo...I had a giant jizznami fucking rip through my house and drown my cat.

Blaze: That's fucked up dude. You're gonna make me barfnami.

by the.original.scuz.pug September 18, 2011