JizzTarts

When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat

Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!

by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018

Jizztart

When you ejaculate into a toasted pop tart and give it to your best friend to eat, A bond that is unbreakable is then formed.

"Hey, I made you a jizztart."
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"

by €v€€♡ November 18, 2022

Jizzfarmer

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

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jizzfarm

A jizzfarm is a hottie, male or female, that induces sex or masturbation.

I was up all night with pics of that jizzfarm in my head. I'm spent.

by Snow27 October 20, 2011

Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.

Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart

by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019

Jazzfart

To emit a joyous sound from the anus while simultaneously releasing a terrible odorous gas.

1.) Though the stench is terrible, that jazzfart was music to my ears.
2.) That jazzfart was so beautiful, sounds as though B.B. King lives in your ass!

fart

by Dr. Timothius J. Thomas January 11, 2012