Jizzatron

The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.

My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).

Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

jizzaholic

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.

I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.

by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Jazzaphone

A saxaphone used to specifically play jazz.Unlike a saxaphone used for concert performances a jazzaphone is played with a more laid back style and has an amazingly great sound quality.

"After my school band concert I drove down to the coffee shop and cranked out some rockin tunes on my jazzaphone!"

by jesusrocksandyoudont February 16, 2010

Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022