Jizm List

All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.

Past tense:

Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.

Present tense:

I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.

Or it can be used in future tense:

I really want to add her to my jizm list.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008

Jizm Jar

A person or object intended for the sole purpose of holding extraneous amounts of jizm/cum.

Guy 1: Dude...what's up with that girl you been banging?

Guy 2: She's just my jizm jar, bro. Bang her, dump it, and go!

by Khem Val January 2, 2012

JIZM FLICKER

wanker tosser masterbator

he hasnt a partner so spends his time being a JIZM FLICKER

by damofyson November 13, 2007

Jizm, John Jizm

Jizm, John Jizm

A wordplay off of the movie Chisum, where a bit of a song snippet went....'Chisum, John Chisum'.

Also, something a male will do in his pants with his weenus.

Jizm, John Jizm 1st Boy: John sure shot a big load of jizm on her back.

2nd Boy: Jizm, John Jism.

Jism, John Jizm sure can shoot a load of jizm.

by RebDav March 18, 2026

au jizm

The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.

Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.

by bamthin January 11, 2009

Jizmuck

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

by DMonkage December 14, 2013

Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010