jireh
something that does not have an explanation
jireh by shampoodildo October 11, 2022
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Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift (1500-1501)
-A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish characteristics. In modern times, historians have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was obviously mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
-A strange occurrence of the Renaissance in which a baby with the name above was born without fingernails, a butthole, or a suitable bladder for the human body. Born on the Marxic Equinox, the baby was thought to be "a weenie of Satan," which would today translate to "work of the Devil." This abomination of mammals was feasted upon by England's inhabitants to gain "supernatural powers," but ended up only passing down his devilish characteristics. In modern times, historians have found evidence that Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift was actually a large potato that happened to be in a uterus, and was obviously mistaken for a child. This is how the term, "potato eater" was coined for poor peasants throughout history.
OH... you need to pee ALL the time, I bet your family ate Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift.
"You know, that potato i served for dinner could be Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift"-Dad
"You know, that potato i served for dinner could be Jireh Monimus Sivilus Swift"-Dad
Jireh by A FUCKING LIMA BEAN March 24, 2009
Jireh
Jireh is a very kind girl. Every time she walks, the ground shakes around her because of how thick she is. She is a good friend and a very funny person. Matter of fact, she is the funniest person in the world. She is very pretty and any man would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
Jireh is very funny.
Jareh
An Assyrian word for poor thing - something you say when you're feeling sorry for someone.
The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.
This word is best used sarcastically.
The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.
This word is best used sarcastically.
"Aw, she's ugly, jareh."
"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."
"Jareh, they're in love."
"Jareh, no one liked her photo."
"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."
"Jareh, they're in love."
"Jareh, no one liked her photo."
Jareh by beautifulgirl100 October 13, 2013
Jirah
A lady you will rarely find and sometimes not find at all. She is a sophisticated person who tends to show mixed emotions about topics that directly affect her in both positive and negative ways, but she always manages to start conversations out of thin air. She is usually a very silent but when you get to know her she is a fairly interesting person, and also a bit touchy with NSFW related stuff.
Jirah by A Random Bohemian April 4, 2018