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Hugh Jidette

The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.

As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
by dookeyboy December 7, 2010
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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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Jpeterson

Jpeterson is that sort of person that should make some pee soup! for his teacher!

cos he is a cocky little wanker!
Jpeterson
by jamieboy July 17, 2009
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jopet

- originated in the Philippines
= same as "homie" for Filipinos
yo, whuzzup jopet?!?
by outsource designs June 4, 2006
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Jinetera

Term used to describe a prostitute in Cuba.
iMira! Pregunta cuanto cobra para sus servicios de jinetera.

La jinetera dice que en el Oriente lo tienen mas grande.

Fidel en los fines de semanas se viste como jinetera para complacer a Raulito.
by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008
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Jinet

A very sexy young woman with a great ass and nice tits. She is mysterious, out-going, creative, smart and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced and brave. She's loyal and caring but doesn't tolerate disloyalty from people and knows when to walk away. Doesn't take crap from people. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Jinet, she will easily write you off. Mess with a Jinet or her family and you will seriously regret it. Sarcasm and good humor are also some of her traits. She is known for being funny as fuck and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Beautiful & unique like her name and also very flirtatious. Just a bad bitch all the way around!
"Dude, she is one fine Jinet"

"I wish my girlfriend was a Jinet"

"My name is Jinet, NOT Janet."
"That damn Jinet is funny as hell"
"You barking up the wrong tree"
by ShootaFe December 21, 2016
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jiperdo

to place thumb in asshole, bend thumb so anchored in anus. Then rapidly twist and move hand up and down while keeping thumb in asshole.
Jiperdo or jiperdon't either way my thumb anchor is going in your asshole.
by Joe-ster November 4, 2009
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