A straight social denerate who kills the mood and makes you want to cheat on your girl, murder babies, and join a terrorist organization.
Bitch blood: hey man let's watch Jimmy Kimmel
Beast blood: what you like Jimmey kimmel? no wonder girls always dump you before sex. i don't think we can be friends anymore. besides my man Gassy Mexican is streaming. fuck that boring nobody
Beast blood: what you like Jimmey kimmel? no wonder girls always dump you before sex. i don't think we can be friends anymore. besides my man Gassy Mexican is streaming. fuck that boring nobody
by beastblood September 03, 2015
by big_oucne June 24, 2021
When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
by Liliz C. November 22, 2017
We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.
by D-Miles October 08, 2006
No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024