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Jimmy Buffett

A well-known country music performer.
If you like Jimmy Buffett, you'll love Garth Brooks.
Jimmy Buffett by Oakkymon July 21, 2006

jimmy buffet 

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.
Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad 

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)
1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

Jimmy Buffetted 

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".
Jimmy Buffetted by M Albury September 26, 2012

Jimmy Buffet Jack 

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.
Jimmy Buffet Jack by Jimmie Buff January 31, 2007

Jimmy Buffet 

The female equivalent of 'Rosie Palmer'.
Laura - Hey Gina, what are you up to today?
Gina - I am feeling kind of blue so I was thinking of having Jimmy Buffet over to buff the muffin.
Jimmy Buffet by iamjustme August 11, 2009