jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004

Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023