jfmh

Just fucking missing him/her

She's jfmh...

by Bellla July 17, 2017

jfmmc

Exclamation of outrage. Stands for "Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene's Cunt!"

guy 1: Hey did you delete Grey's Anatomy?

guy 2: Yeah that show sucks.

guy 1: Jfmmc! I was going to watch that you goddam cum dumpster!

guy 2: You're a fag.

by jerry_at_rick November 30, 2010

jfmu

just fuck me up, jfmu is often used to tag the phrase

example 1:
girl: *fangirling over her favorite band*
girl: jfmu

example 2:
bar tender: "what would you like?"
you: "just fuck me up"

by @tomhardy November 17, 2015

jfmamjjasond

The first letters of every month of the year, written by either a very bored person or as a potential mysterious dying message in a murder drama

oblivious assistant: "jfmamjjasond" with a circle on the second 'j'... this is probably just some child scribbles
mystery drama OP detective: It seems the killer is named June

by daphtya July 24, 2019

JFMB

A text slang for Just Finished MasturBating.

Girl:whats up?
Boy: jfmb to monkey porn..wbu?
Girl: OMFG I JFMB to monkey sex too<33

by AvidMastubater October 21, 2010

jfmamjjasond

When ur bored in class and type in the first letter of each month
A synonym for year

A decade is 10 Jfmamjjasonds

by yeebo28 April 23, 2020

JFMOTW

A comedy banter email containing amusing shenanigans from the weekend just gone, often send on Monday mornings.

Tom: Dude, I shit in this girl’s twat and then fucked her until her eyes went brown.

Joe: Shit, I hope that makes JFMOTW!

by pdpendle October 8, 2008