jewbies

A euphemism for a jewish girl's breasts. Rhymes with 'boobies.'

Yeah, she talks a lot. But she's got a sweet pair of jewbies.

by Mixolyde February 10, 2007

Jewlie

n. The seventh month of the Gregorian calendar, specifically in the south.

Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.

What are you all doing for the 4th of Jewlie?

I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie

by BigNTasty January 8, 2005

jewverty

Jewish poverty. When a jew cries hes broke and doesnt want to pay. Basicly all jews are in a state of jewverty f.s.I.

I told a guy he owed me for some work and he cried jewverty

by free skakel December 4, 2013

jezvier

A liar

Hes such a jezvier, see how he lied to her?

by youprobablyknowme June 12, 2018

Jewvisible

Pretending not to be, or not letting on that one is Jewish.

My boss was showing me how to “count” money from Jews and I decided to remain jewvisible to keep my job.

When we were splitting up the change for the pizza I accidentally gave myself too much, luckily I was jewvisibile at the time.

The cute nose and blue eyes provide natural jewvisibility.

The name Eric is a a jewvisibility cloak passed down from my parents.

by Gendznshmalts July 26, 2009

Jewvet

A cosy linen item generally used in the bedroom for warmth and snugness when one is alseep. One can have many different covers of varying design and colour making everyones Jewvet almost unique. A person's Jewvet will also have a signature smell dependent on its owner, and stain patterns depending on the nature of sexual acts occuring beneath it.

In a normal world everyone loves their Jewvet.

Man to wife; stop stealing my side of the Jewvet

Beef; I had to change my Jewvet today because it smelt like Wooton

by DAVE9999 May 16, 2010

jewkie

(noun) a jew with a cookie; or a freshly baked jew.

HEY LOOK...its a JEWKIE!!;
Mom: What do you want for supper, timmy?
Timmy: I want a JEWKIE!!
Mom: No, no dessert before dinner.

by iLikeMoney Money May 29, 2008