jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewmadillo

A Jew and a Armadillo Mixed

Did you see that guy looking for some jewish food, he looks like a jewmadillo

by The Immortal Enforcer March 16, 2010

jewmaican

A person who is half jewish, half jamaican, or just a jewish jamaican.

could be a rasta jew or a falafel loving jamaican.

one time, i dated a jewmaican chick. it was funny to watch her parents argue back and forth in yiddish and jamaicanese.

by MattyFelp June 23, 2007

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005

jewbacca

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

by Abe December 2, 2004

Jewbanga

A young man of Jewish descent who is in denial of this fact. They are often scruffy and shady in appearance. This is because they dont want people to know that they are actually Jewish. They always have an uncut penis. This is how you really know they are a Jewbanga!

Dan you are a dirty uncut Jewbanga! Admit it!

by SACS November 30, 2006