jetlagged

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

jewlace

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

by ben frank February 29, 2008

jewmageadon

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world

jewmageadon

by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010

Jewbag

a very beautiful woman

Julia :), she's a jewbag

by haalalallaawafw February 25, 2010

school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

jetlag

When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.

jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.

by RavnosUk December 23, 2007

Ali Jewbag

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.

Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!

by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014