jewdar

An innate or learned ability to detect and prevent an unfortunate situation, generally of a financial nature and in a dealing with a Jew, where one would be subjected to a bad deal, agreement, theft, or other form of loss.

Can you believe that kike was trying to pass that Rollex clone off as the real thing? He was even asking $1,000 for it. It is a good thing that my jewdar was working.

by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009

jewdar

An ability to find the best bargains anywhere in the shopping vicinity. Based on the stereotypical, yet often held true by Jews, belief that Jews are cheap.

"Hey! My Jewdar is going off! This way to the dollar store!"

by jewcygirl April 18, 2006

jewdar

a nonexistent ability that people claim to have. such people believe they can "sense" a Jew. obviously this is impossible unless the Jew has the distinctive hairstyle of the Orthodox sect or is wearing a yarmulke, since Jews aren't another race and look just like everyone else.

some guy: according to my jewdar, you're Jewish.
me: yeah, and the fact that I'm wearing a star of david had nothing to do with it. shmuck.

by Shwaggy January 15, 2004

jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

jewdacious

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.

by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008

jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

Jewbaru

When any person of the Jewish religion drives a Subaru of any kind the car is automatically referred to as: the Jewbaru or a Jewbaru.

You like my new Subaru Legacy?
Your such a Jew, lets take this Jewbaru for a ride and hot box it.

by Large Talon June 3, 2011