Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)

My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.

by Dave Kike March 08, 2007

Jew canoe

A Cadillac. Specifically, a Cadillac Sedan DeVille or Fleetwood. (urban slang, circa 1960s & '70s)

See also: Jewish jeep

"I saw Hymie and the boys cadillacking over to Roswell in his new Jew canoe."

by Sloe Pimp December 05, 2007

Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

by NHRHS2010 November 13, 2010

jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.

''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''

by chubchub13 April 24, 2010

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew January 08, 2007