jew bag

an insult sometimes meant for sum1 of the jewish faith but also used to insult other people

guy1: dude ur a homo

guy2: shut up jewbag

by monte08 September 19, 2005

jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay June 3, 2006

jew bag

Jew bag- a jewish person.

"raise up outa here you jew bag."

by CJ May 13, 2005

jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005

jew bag

a small or large bag, usually of the sealable sandwich bag variation, used to hold several dollars in change because the holder only has large bills or no other money at all.

dude, here's my Jew Bag for the booze, all I have is twenties

by maillion February 24, 2010

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

jew-bag

A kid no one likes who is selfish and rich.

That kid is such a jew-bag.

by Jose Pardo March 31, 2005