Jetpack

To ejaculate so forcefully during intercourse that it sends the receiver flying.

Nasir: "I finally learned how to fly."
Spartacus: "How so?"
Nasir: "I got jetpacked by Agron last night."

by V Stack and Friends March 2, 2015

Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

Jetpack moment

Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.

Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.

by uncensored_BTW February 3, 2022

jetpacking

a variation of spooning where the guy is the little spoon (also assuming he is the taller partner. Optionally: might allude to the girl being a farter)

A enjoys his gf jetpacking him...

by rabbitmob May 25, 2011

Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around

Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!

by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016