A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
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The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
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I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
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