Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

pordan jeterson

The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.

Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!

by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021

Derek Jeter

The Short Stop for Yankees

MVP of 2000

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

jetebonium

A shade of black so dark it can cause mistaken cases of racial stereo-typing.

"Unless of course this is a play on the stereotype of the obsidian-skinned, gold-lipped inhabitants of the planet Jetebonium IV. If so, carry on."
-u/SubversiveMustache@Reddit

by LurkerCreeper February 1, 2014

jeterian

1. making a play like derek jeter
2. a way of playing baseball; with class and determination and unbelievable plays and swings

wow, tulowitzki made a jeterian play right there with the skip, jump and throw

by jf2080 August 23, 2009

derek jeter

Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.

Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.

Did you get his autograph?

Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.

by Aaron S K April 28, 2006