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jesusified

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"
mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified
by shadowjedi November 11, 2003
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Jessinia

Jessinia's are Beautiful in every aspect of life, they are the best friend you could ever have, will make an amazing wife, and fulfill every one of his fantasies. They light up the room with just a smile. They have Beautiful curves, Built like a goddess, can make anyone fall in love with just a look.

Jessinia's are very loyal, when their hearts are broken they feel as if the world is going to end without the one they lost.

Jessinia's do not give themselves easily. However, once they do decide that one is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible attraction on them and are willing to sacrifice anything for them.

You would be very lucky to have a Jessinia in your life
I wish i was a Jessinia
by Jessinia Pooper June 18, 2011
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jeaustin

Jeaustin is a very good looking person.He gets hoes just like that.Jeaustin is very loving,caring,and loyal person.He has always been like that.He’s smarter then he looks,and can achieve great things in this world.He’ll be very successful.Jeaustin’s usually have mouth drooling brown eyes,and The best hair.If you’ve a jeaustin don’t lose him,because when he’s done.He’s done.Jeaustin is taking advantage a lot,and sometimes doesn’t realize it.Jeaustin not only is a wonderful person he falls for wonderful people.Apperance isn’t a big thing to him.It’s personality.You’ve to have a connection with him.And that’s one of the things you’ll find the best out of them.Jeaustin very popular,but still hangs out with everyone of all sorts.His lunch table always full,and he always looks out for others.He helps people when they need it,and cares.He listen to your problems and he makes you feel better.He’ll make it his top priority.His dms are always filled but he’ll reply to every person equally the same.Jeaustin was originally a nerd,and has a huge glow up but still a nerd inside.Dont take Jeaustin for advantage,and don’t loose Jeaustin as friend either,because theirs only one Jeaustin like your Jeaustin in the world.
Ex.Jeaustin is a absolutely amazing person
by Bxby_Esa3 May 2, 2018
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Justini

A very short book lover who is VERY good a math and history, but not so good a science. She is also abrosexual and most of her friends are her hight or 8 inches taller than her. She is also very sporty and has a little brother. She is a jew and a HUGE marvel fan. Like H.U.G.E.
Have you seen Justini recently? Yeah! I saw her reading a marvel book.
by pooh3000 January 27, 2022
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Justinian

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.
My name is Justinian.
by turkae May 14, 2021
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Justinitis

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.
Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis
by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010
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jesusification

jesusification, while disputed by some, has only been reached once
by od2 May 24, 2003
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