JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

by simp for jesse January 3, 2021

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.

TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

by 2k YouTuber Definer May 30, 2017

Jesuscracy

A nation ruled by Jesus.

The deep south is a theocracy, not a Jesuscracy.

by SatanChrist May 9, 2005

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

Jessers

A common/fun nickname for anyone who has a first name of Jess in it. It means fun, outgoing, crazy and good friend.

Can be nicknamed Jessers if your name is Jess, Jesse, Jessica, etc.

by Jess22 April 8, 2007

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 8, 2003

Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

by Synsational May 2, 2017