Jerson

Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.

Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H

by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

jensen ackles

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.

"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"

by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.

"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."

by RAS8325 February 7, 2008

Jepsen

A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen

-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!

by clashedwithin January 17, 2009

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020