I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so why can't they be satisfied with what they get?? The guy puts it in, thrusts it around a bit for a time, the jerkson eventually sneezes and the woman eventually gets satisfied and VIOLA! Seriously. And, no, I don't know what the women have to say about it from their perspective since I don't talk with any. Should I care??
by antpharm March 6, 2009
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REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!
2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.
GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
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