Jewett

A whale's dong.

A humpback's jewett can be up to 15 feet long and can weigh 80 pounds.

by wsorbust October 2, 2011

Jarett

A kind, thoughtful, generous, smart, fair, funny, talented, loving, responsible, handsome kind of guy. A great artist with superb taste in music, touchable hair and a hot ass. Absolutely genuine and wonderful. An amazing kisser. Lovable. The kind of guy every girl wants for their own.

My boyfriend is better than your boyfriend cause he's a Jarett.

by waffleconeheart February 8, 2010

Jerrett

A fun guy who can sometimes be teasing, has beautiful eyes and gives great hugs. He also smells very good. Easily to fall in love with, and makes a good friend and boyfriend. Tries hard to never hurt others is very smart, looks serious but is completely opposite and has a killer stare and sounds very sarcastic. Very strong, can be a model and looks like a rockstar. Really great eye-candy. Talented in every way, doesn't get mad or annoyed easily.

Girl: Oh. my. gosh. Look at him work the room... He's a definite Jerrett!

by Chikai July 11, 2010

Jereth

One bad ass mother fucker

If someone does something amazing, it is commonly referred to as " doing a Jereth."

by Nigeybear February 28, 2010

Jenette McCurdy

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.

"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."

by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010

Jenette

Is a gorgeous person, when she walks into the room everyone stops and stares at her. Great sense of style and can turn on any man, woman, or child with her combination of butt, boobs, and eyes.

Scene everyone is at a volleyball game, a girl enters, the game stops, audience turns their head and everyone gasp in aw of Jenette's beauty, especially Ryan.

by shimmychong May 3, 2011

Jewett

A man with an enormous whale penis. Originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves

holy shit that boys got a jewett...keep him away from the bitch

by buckwada March 24, 2007