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juranytlonel

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
by Shanallillen December 5, 2007
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Jeramy

Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.
"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
by Thatguytheonewhofuckedyourmom4 November 30, 2011
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jernaya

Jernaya is a funny young beautiful girl.Who will always have your back and be there for you.She has a thug inside her but doesn't let it come out unless she needs it to.
by Melstokes04 December 3, 2016
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jebany

Guy, who's totaly bitched up. A loser. Polish adjective to call someone a punk-ass-bitch! :)
Mark: Patrz na cwaniaka!
Peter: A to chuj w dupê jebany!
by Loopthis July 29, 2006
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Jeanyass

Pronounced Jean-Yass, It is a brilliant selection of pants based on how great your ass looks wearing them.
Did you see Aimee today? Yeah shes totally got a jeanyass outfit on.
by Wardrobe Lamppost March 4, 2009
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Jerang

Jerang is a response to a situation of discomfort, the most comfort; fortune, or misfortune; and is typically repeated. The trigger that it is a response to is identified by the tone of the way one says jerang jerang. It can be a satisfied expression like word, or a surprised expression of misfortune or mockery like gotems.
a). "Do you have a lighter?"
b). "Jerang jerang! (as they throw the lighter to a).)

a). "Good morning, you had a rough night!"
b). "Jerang..."
by Jowill March 15, 2010
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jernyla

she is a very shy girl,she is very short,she gets really upset when her name gets pronounced wrong,she loves food,she’s a very coo person so hang around with.
this girl is very shy...just like jernyla.
by Mac&cheese lover September 11, 2020
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