a boy that likes his coffee and can't wake up without having an omelet. He will be very grumpy if he doesn't get his daily food. His sexual appetite is huge and he likes to hang out with elder women.
by right12345 February 7, 2010
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Also this can mean someone which is a emo and has attemped to commit sucide.
Also this can mean someone which is a emo and has attemped to commit sucide.
by DudezNL July 27, 2011
Get the Jelte mug.Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills September 14, 2012
Get the the Steve Jeltz of mug.An act of Jeltes is described by attracting any form of food and keeping IT for yourself until IT runs out, or a more preferable kind is discovered in the process
by Sixtinine February 11, 2017
Get the Jeltes mug.An annoying bum who is tall and dutch she has many inferior qualities and a knack for snitching she loves her children dearly but they don't love her back
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