To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
by Nick A. January 3, 2005
Get the jelqmug. by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022
Get the Jelqmug. Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
by George Costanza's Bodypillow June 11, 2018
Get the Jelqmug. Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
by Handsy with Manny November 1, 2017
Get the Jelq Bellymug. "Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
by applesforthebublic October 29, 2023
Get the Jelq Shakemug. An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.
by GoonMogger May 5, 2024
Get the Jelqingmug. When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas
The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing
by Eushshtb September 29, 2024
Get the Sentence jelqingmug.