Jellyfishing

Cleaning jizz out of your drain, after having sex in the shower.

We had sex in my shower, and I pulled out.. later we had to go jellyfishing.

by BrianBreakdown February 18, 2011

Jellyfishing

The act of slowly ghosting someone.

To slowly stop answering, and stop hanging out with someone. Like a jellyfish moving away

girl i'm not mean enough to straight up ghost, so I've just been jellyfishing the last week or so

by therealwommle69 September 28, 2019

Jellyfishing

When a person runs their fingers all over your body to simulate a jellyfish's tentacles.

Stop jellyfishing all over me! It's creeping me out!

by spiffs April 22, 2010

Jellyfishing

When you spank out a batch into a pool. The floating jizz looks like jellyfish.

I'd hate to be the guy who cleans out the pool filter after the frat goes jellyfishing.

by Super_Nick_ July 11, 2016

Jellyfishing

Finding a girl or guy with "dat ass" and smacking it.

Two guys are walkin down the street and a woman wit a fine ass.
First guy smacks the woman's ass and then walks away while the woman grabs her ass. "Jellyfishing!"
Second guy, "Why'd you call it jellyfishin'?"
First guy, "Cuz it jiggles and it stings!"

by awakener71 March 2, 2015

Jellyfish

A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.

Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival

by MalaysianSensation November 16, 2015

jellyfisher

a person who always inserts a veiled, stinging remark into a general conversation.

PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'."

RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"

by Ashley Wedding September 26, 2005