santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something

"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

by Hanrahan May 21, 2008

fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

by misshandy February 10, 2015

Social Jellyfish

Mentioned in The Bridget Jones Diaries

A term used to describe a man or woman who engages in conversations with people just to give them social stings 1.

1 Hey Daniel. I met your wife today at lunchtime with Seb from Personnel. They were very intimate but you probably dont need to know about that. (The act of being a social jellyfish)

by Echoinghell November 14, 2011

football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013

Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz

Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-

by will6252 September 30, 2008