jelly baby

An english sweet. (Candy)

I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea

by john365 March 13, 2003

jelly baby

when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.

My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.

by Bigg Eddo May 13, 2005

jellie-babie

a person conceived and born as a result of anal intercourse by two male persons

Dan hid the fact that he was a jellie-babie from his friends, fearing they wouldn't accept him.

by veebervitzer December 13, 2013

Jelly Babies

The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.

I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.

by The Jelly Baby Pirate January 7, 2011

Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.

Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.

by Gazareth June 14, 2011

Jelly Babies

When 2 gay men have sex and the lube, sperm, and blood mix to make little red jelly beans called Jelly Babies!

God that was so good look at all the Jelly Babies on my penis.

by The no one February 4, 2010

jelly baby

A brownish viscous material that exists when using lube while having anal intercourse or dildo action.

Wow, that jelly baby got all over the sheets.
or
Look at that jelly baby, it has a bit of brown in it.

by fdiddy July 9, 2003