Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

jeezus

A word used in vain instead of Jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.

Jeezus man, that's some str8 bullshit

by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Jeezu

Jeezu is a larger quantity of jooece after it goes through the solidifying process and becomes a type of...SAND.

*knock* *knock*
Reply: "MAN WHAT THE FUCK!!! I told you I am having jeezu, not jooece; it will take much longer!!!"

by The Vriech Crew August 9, 2006

Jeezus sneezus

An expression of shock, something startling .

The new “in” saying for 2019. Often used by the younger generation of today modern computerised world .

“I just woke up from a 12 hour nap” jeezus sneezus!!

by Azeracks February 6, 2019

Fo Jeezus

an action one does in the name of the lord(allah, buddha, mohammed, jesus, etc., etc.)

Dis' ain't really my thang, but imunna do it Fo Jeezus!

by Owlvin August 6, 2008

Jeezus Vs Yeezus

The most anticipated battle of all time... This battle will determine the fate of the world and human kind alike. The result of this battle is still unknown to everyone, because there is no obvious answer. Brought to light by American hip-hop artist and recorded producer Kanye West, Mr. West explains in his hit album, Donda, the consequences of Yeezus claiming victory. However, if Jeezus were to win, it would mean the end of all evil and sin will officially and eternally be cleansed from the Earth, therefore birthing a utopian era.

Jeezus vs Yeezus... Jeezus is the King, Yeezus has the bling

by Lord Pain November 30, 2021