JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.

Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"

by RonMac December 4, 2018

jeebanana

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by Rado6666 April 23, 2021

Jeebaleeba

An exclamation used in place of " Jesus Christ" made popular by PewDiePie's legendary Minecraft series.

Jeebaleeba water sheep you freaky deeky shmeeky!

What? You've never played tuber simulator? Pffft jeebaleeba

by WaterSheep24 August 31, 2019

Jeego

When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourself in the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.

Kelly is the king of Jeego!

by Zakume July 31, 2011

Jeebweezer

A word originating from inanimate insanity's test tube.

Most likely some kind of insult, based on how she uses it and the context.

First said episode 12, season 2.

"No! You've seen enough, you... you JEEBWEEZER!"
"-Jeebweezer... Yeah! I like that! I'm gonna use that more!"
-test tube

by cheezyii November 28, 2022

Jetboat

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

heebie jeebies

A feeling of minor fright, anxiety, nervousness, apprehension, "the willies", phobic

That spider crawling on my neck gave me the heebie jeebies

by alphachimp October 11, 2003