Jedding

When you sleep on a guy without his permission.

Dude! Get the fuck off me. Stop jedding.

by The Niqqa Davonne June 1, 2015

Jerging Off

The act of masturbating with Jergen's lotion.

Carl Struck out with the ladies last night, so he ended up jerging off at home by himself.

by Bergasm December 10, 2010

Jelging

The format of Jelging varies but tend to be based around a daily workout of around 15 to 30 minutes. The Jelging workout usually starts with a warm-up. Typically the warm-up involves either a warm bath or a hot wrap (towel soaked in warm water) applied to the penis. The purpose of the warm-up is to stimulate blood flow to the penis and prepare it for the Jelging exercises. Lubricant should be applied. Once the warm-up is completed, the jelg techniques can be started. Remember that Jelging should only be done on a semi-tumescent penis, never on a fully erect penis. and The hand-grip should completely encircle the base of the penis thus ensuring that no blood escapes from the penis. The hand then gently "milks" the penis, moving towards the head and forcing the blood toward the end of the penis. Around 200 rhythmic jelq strokes per session is the average workout. Ejaculation should not occur and if the urge becomes apparent then a pause from exercising is recommended. The Jelging exercises should be stopped immediately if any pain or discomfort becomes apparent or the penis becomes erect.

Several months after begining the workout, penis size gains, both in penis girth and penis length should become apparent. After 6 months or a year gains of 2 inches in length are not uncommon.

Dude!I can grow my penis bigger than yours
i jelging ever day

by Nicolson February 15, 2008

Jeggings

A fairly recent combination in fashion, achieved when combining leggings and jeans.

One day some fat fashionista whose jeans were far too tight for her decided to call her super-tight jeans jeggings.

"Today I saw some really fat woman in jeggings - they made her butt look huge"

by HellzangeL13 July 30, 2009

Jeggings

Leggings that look like Jeans.

I get my men by wearing my jeggings

by Blue Haired Chica November 19, 2010

judgingful

The act of an instance in which one "hater" is performing the ill-reputed art of judging.

Greg wasn't feelin my stank, so he gazed at me with judgingful eyes.

by Timmy2345IB December 26, 2007

Jeggings

Jean leggings. Legging jeans.
Leggings that look like jeans.

Girl 1: "aye you got some sick jeans!"
Girl 2: "uh, there Leans. Get it write"
Girl 1: "Leans?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Or jeggings"

by quiznos<3 May 26, 2010